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'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.'
Leviticus 18 : 22
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95% of DA's population believe every bullshit statistic they see in peoples' sigs. If you're tired of these people, add this to your sig!
The answer is, she didn't
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It may be your right to make a choice.
but that doesn't make your choice right.
-- Raephire July, 2006
If you do right, I'll have your back
If you do wrong, I'll have your ass.
-- Raephire January 15, 2007
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Love, is the source of energy that powers eye lasers!
-Buttersafe
Are you interested in becoming a free person?
-Legor
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"When my voice ceases to be, will the echo still remain? When there's nothing left of me, will my memory still go on?"
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